Given the constantly cloying hand-holding of the nanny state, zombies are reclassified from fearsome flesh-craving denizens of the undead to disadvantaged retards who fail to get the same breaks as the rest of society. After all, they are slow and their social skills leave a lot to be desired.
Special schools are set up to help integrate them back into civilisation. Hilarity
and tragedy obviously ensues in fair and balanced measures.
It ends up with Tony Blair (and the gurning Cherie), John Prescott, Jack Straw, George Bush, warmonger Donald Rumsfeld, and that fascist goat-girl Condoleeza Rice being dragged through a lake of boiling monkey vomit and then set upon by an angry mob wielding rusty can openers, cheese graters, squeezy bottles of salty piss, machetes, croquet mallets, buckets of Blue Stratos aftershave, and a wide-ranging, yet tastefully selected, array of blunt instruments.
While this final sequence isn’t actually part of the narrative of
Misunderstood Zombie Underachievers - The Movie, and actually won’t be filmed, the time seems about right.
After that the mob swells in size and goes after Parisians. And the rest of France.