Monday, October 23, 2006

Really Hardwood

Intrigue, adventure, conspiracies, the supernatural, recipes and knitting...

Who cares what happens?

Because Hardwood is written by a raving heterosexual scriptwriter who has the male characters, led by Major Dick Everywoman, repeatedly banging on about they want hard, frenzied, sweaty sex with the women they encounter, while the female characters keep talking about how much they are literally gagging for hot cock action.

While this goes on and on and on and on and on they ignore the spaceships, alien invasions, and other strange shit happening in Budleigh Salterton.

Which doesn’t matter because it was all done so much better on other, earlier shows by much more talented people.

2 Comments:

Blogger wcdixon said...

Okay - am thinking of something for here but still work swamped and somewhat intimidated by you two super scribes

6:16 AM  
Blogger Riddley Walker said...

Right, that's it, you've asked for it now...

Your membership is on its way...

Mwahahhahahaaaaa!

5:30 PM  

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